Saturday, July 17, 2010

SMS ki maya

intern ka tha din pahla mentor se mil kar aaya
enter kartre hi woh muskuraya mujhe apna visiting card thamaya
diya apna blackberry aur mujhse mera no. usme feed karwaya
boring lecture ki tarah usne mujhe project samjhaya
aya DCS cabin me bagal waale ko dekh muskuraya
tabhi peon ne filon ka dher mere table par tapkaya
files kholi hi thi ki mentor ka sms aaya
'read the files carefully' aur last me :) smiley tha banaya
mai hua shocked bagal waale se poochha ye kya hai bhaya
no email only sms, mentor ne internet nahi lagwaya?
woh bola are nahi mentor ne internet ka paisa hai bachaya
unlimited free sms pack jo hai dalwaya
sms bhej bhej kar yahan sabka sar hai usne khaya
tabhi mentor ka sms joke aaya jo samajh kisi ko na aaya
mentor tha sardar aur sard-jokes ne tha use sataya
isiliye us par bhi jokes bhejne ka bhoot tha chhaya
aaye itne sms ki memory card full hone ko aaya
deletion process ne bhi mobile ka band bajaya
atak atak kar usne bhi apni marmic gatha sunaya
sagem kya nokia kya battery ki samapt ho jaye is tarah maaya
wah re insaan teri maya mobile to theek ye sms kahen banaya
ab mera matha garmaya mentor ko sabak sikhane ka vichaar aaya
maine bhi unlimited free sms pack dalwaya
8-8 page ka sms bhej mentor ko khoob sataya
turant hi usne sms pack deactivate karaya
aur office me "SMS PRAYOG NISHEDH" ka board lagwaya
bola ki oopar se mujhe aadesh hai aaya
ye sun kar mai chain ki saans le paaya
dhanya ho sms maharaj akhir sms ne hi sms ko haraya

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