My childhood memories

ek samay tha jab mai chhota tha
tab raat bekhabar sota tha
sapne hote the shakkar se
gud se bhi meetha rota tha
na khabar thi mujhko duniya ki
na jhooth se hi koi naata tha
aankhen bhi itni sachchi thi
ki achchha har ek dikhta tha
jab khela karta galiyon me
gilli-danda tab seekha tha
lattu tha nachaata haathon me
aur patang ki dor bhi kheencha tha
khela karte jab kho-kho the
sarpat mai bhaaga karta tha
uth-ta tha subah mai tadke se
chidiyon ki chahak me khota tha
mutthi bhar chaawal le ja kar
khaane ko unko deta tha
paana-khona na hota tha
us pal me hi bas jeeta tha
jab mummy daanta karti thi
aankhon ko mal ke rota tha
hote the padosi apno se
ghar apna woh bhi hota tha
aata tha jab tyohar naya
naye kapde dekh chahakta tha
milta tha rupaya ek jahan
khush toffi le kar hota tha

ek samay aya jab bada hua
apne pairon pe khada hua
ab neend ud chuki aankhon se
dikh gaya hai duniya ka toofaa..n
kho gaya hoon mai bhi toofa...n me
na dard raha ab koi bhi
chup dekh raha mai registaa...n
jannat hai nahi ab aankhon me.

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mera Desh

hum bhi khaye tum bhi khao
aao sab mil- jul kar khaye.
adhikari ya neta ho chahe shikchha deta ho
bhar bhar khate hain ye sab
jaise pet nahi gubbara ho

iski chheeno uski chheeno
chheen ke 2-2 bangle lelo.
rishwat hai bhagya ki rekha
ye sab hi bachpan se dekha.

swiss bank me account banana hai
globalisation jo badhana hai
paper to leak karana hai
literacy rate jo badhana hai.

jansankhya ka rela hai
bhrashtachaar ka mela hai
ghuse pade sab bheed me
bhara hua har thela hai.

rishton ki dor nahi dikhti
paise ne sabko leela hai
aankhon se ashru nahi dikhte
har chehra dekho peela hai.

janta bhi dekho pagal hai
in sabka screw dheela hai
aankhen to kabhi nahi kholi
bas aise hi inhe jeena hai.


dharm aur jaati par lado maro
suna har ghar ka zeena hai
choos lo utna chahe jitna
ye desh nahi pepsi-cola hai

baant-baant sab lelo isko
ye to poodi-chhola hai.

chhodo tum is pachde ko
ye ek bada jhamela hai
sapno se aankhen khol ke dekho
baitha ek naya savera hai.

pata nahi 2020 ka par
naya beej tumhe hi bona hai.

fauji

ghar aane ko jee chahe ab yaad tumhari aati hai
karwat le raatein kat-ti hain aur din bhi yoon hi dhalta hai
colonel se kitni baar kaha par chhutti na mil paati hai
har baar mai koshish karta hoon par jung nahi ruk paati hai
hai chahoon or bas barf hi barf murat si teri dikhti hai
ye parvat bhi hai dost mera maine bola ghar mere tu jhaank zara
bola mujhse tu dikhti hai mere intezaar me lagti hai
sarhad par jab bhi goli chalti tu chaunk ke ghabra jaati hai
chinta tu bilkul kiya na kar haathon me mere bhi gun hai
goli to chhoti lagti hai use jhel jaaun itna dum hai
bomb se bhi ab kya darna hai ab ye bhi hua khilona hai
kal thi meri bandook tani dushman ka seena tha us par
abhi triger tha na mai daba saka. bola woh mujhse maaf kar
abhi bachche mere chhote hain patni bhi rahein takti hai
teri yaad ne mujhe jhanjhod diya tab maine usko chhod diya.
tha dhokha usne diya mujhe gun poori mujh par jhonk diya.
ye saanse meri hain antim tujhse vidaai ab leta hoon
afsos nahi hai marne ka bas tujhse na mil pane ka gham hai

AAH

chithde me dekha tan lipta
haathon me dekha thela tha
pairon me jaan nahi uski
jee-jeen se use dhakela tha.
pyaas lagi to bhaaga aaya
ghar ke bahar nalka paaya
nal ki usne kholi toti
jal ki thi ek boond na tapki.
tha raha kanth ab uska sookh
chipki aanton me dikh padi thi bhookh.
ghar par tab usne dastakh di
bola Maai thoda paani de
garmi ki tapt dopahri thi
sannata har or tha
Maai jab jhaanki khidki se
ye laga use woh chor tha.
Maai boli re kaun hai tu
bola Maai mazdoor hoon
pyaas se majboor hoon
Maai boli chal kat le tu
mujhe nahi pilana paani hai
aankhon me chor dikhe tere
huliya tera shaitaani hai.
nainon se ashru tapak pade uske
ja baitha ped ki chhaon me
aankh khuli to din dhal aaya
maalik us par khoob chillaaya
nahi mili us din ki dihadi
khaali haath gumsum laut aaya.
ghar par the bachche bhookhe
pita ki raah woh the takte.
ghar pahuncha to patni boli khaali haath ho laute ji
bola ab kya bataaon mai aaya na haath kuchh aaj bhi
nanha bachcha tuk-tuk sunta
bola papa mujhko na bhookh lagi
parson to roti khayi thi
rakh lenge vrat sab aaj bhi
so jayenge sab aise hi

ravivaar ki raat

dedicated to drinkers- by sip

ravivar ki raat thi
woh bhi mere saath thi
door door tak tha sannata
jheengur ki awaz thi
pade hue the dono bed par
saanso ki bas bhaap thi
mai bhi chup tha woh bhi chup thi
kuchh kahne ki himmat khaak thi
chhua maine jaise hi usko
hone lagi barsaat thi
doob gaya us sheetal jal me
mahak uthi meri naak thi
baahon me jab jackda usko
height nahi kuchh khaas thi
aankh khol kar dekha to
woh nahi beer ki botal pass thi

friends this is my story of B.Tech. in some lines ...enjoy it

MY STORY.....

saal tha 2006 JEE ka tag tha maine paaya

itna hua khush ki phoole na samaaya

trical ke the sapne aur ceramic me admission ho aaya

man hi man do chaar tasalli ke geet gungunaya

luggage kiya pack aur IT_BHU chala aaya

aate hi ghar ki yaad ne khoob sataya

logon ne ragging ke kisson se khoob daraya

par kadam rakhte hi BHU me sab kuchh cool paaya

pahli class karne ka waqt aaya

subah saat baje ka alarm lagaya

uthte hi pressure ban aaya

baathroom gaya to wahan lambi line paaya

class hui shuru physics ka prof. Rajendra parasad aaya

aate hi classical mechanics me kuchh pulley constraint samjhaya

branch change ke sapno ka piatara tha man me samaya

par 1st sem ke grades dekhte hi saara bukhaar utar aaya

branch ka "JUST B COOL" hone ka phanda samajh me aaya

roomie ne bhi gaming ka chaska lagwaaya

ghar waalon se "C" padhne ka bahana banaya

aur turant desktop khareed laaya

har waqt bas computer me goliyaan chalaya

chaar saal gaye beet placement ka time ho aaya

ab to dimaagh tension se bhar aaya

CV me kya likhoon ki chaar saal bas masti me gawaya

khair pahli company me appear hone ka call ho aaya

gaya interview me , interviewer ka bhi maatha chakraaya

bola bhai tune chaar saal kya maraya

meri ghalti ki maine interview ke liye tujhe bulaya

udaas man se hostel laut aaya

ab to chaar saal gawaane par khoob pachhtaya

khud ko sheeshe me dekh ghurraya

cig. ke dhuon ka khoob chhalla banaya

har din har pal yaad aaya

pareshaan tha ki kyon nahi kuchh kar paaya

dil ko tasalli di ki chhodo sab hai moh maaya

par achanak se class 3rd ka paath yaad aaya

"DHEER TUM BADHE CHALO VEER TUM BADHE CHALO"

man hi man duhraya aur HOPE ka bridge phir banaya

kuchh aur din beete aur job ka sapna bhi poora ho aaya

job offer paate hi sab kuchh bhulaya

no. ghumaya aur sabko job ki khushkhabri de sunaya

itni hui GPL ki do dino tak TASHREEF na rakh paaya

shuru kar di wahi mauj masti wahi gaming ki kaaya

sab kuchh phir pahle sa ho aaya

aa gaya END SEM chalo ye formality bhi poori kar aaya

ab yahan se jaane ka waqt kareeb aaya

socha yaar branch ne itna COOL kyon banaya?

bed par padte hi ek sapna aaya

shuru hui job kaam ke bojh ne dabaya

work pressure me kuchh kuchh bakbakaya

par achanak se kisi ne jagaya

zor ka jhatka dheere se lagaya

aisa laga GOD se interaction ho aaya

bola chal uth abhi time hai baaki abhi to offer letter bhi nahi aaya

maine aankhen kholi khud ko hostel me paaya

ye dekhte hi mand mand muskuraya

ki chalo do- chaar din aur baaki hai masti ka saaya

Hello CERites dearthe end sem is near
either it's refractory or pottery warereading ceramics requires dare
but reading property within us is very rare
so don't hesitate just sharewhat's in ur mind and what u care
now put ur bikes in gear
remove the hypothetical fear
make ur vision clear
have a casual wear
drink some beer
let's cheer

hii frnds

these are some lines on the incidents happened in our farewell party.

Enjoy it

khoob hui job parties ab thi farewell ki baari

kuchh dino me BHU ko alvida kahne ki thi taiyyari

duals ne organize kara di farewell party hamaari

book kiya hotel diamond pahunch gaye pahne suit safari

NAV-RATN hall me music ke saath khoob gulatiyaan maari

camere the paanch so picture clicking thi jaari

sab to aaye the par na aayi sabki pyaari

jiske ishq me koi ban baitha umr bhar ke liye brahmchaari

senti itna hua ki chhod di dosti yaari

wah re ishq ki ajab bimaari

pata chala doosre hall me girls ki bhi party hai jaari

jhaank kar dekha to dikhi ek bhaari bharkam naari

jisne lapet rakhi thi apne chaaron or saree

par ek to dikhi bahut hi pyaari

jiski lal saree par thi kaale rang ki dhaari

jise dekh mr. gautam par chhaai masti ki khumaari

lee kuchh tips mujhse udhaari

pahunch gaye karne aankh maari

leni thi inhe apni jaan ki jaankaari

ja kar poochha kyon nahi aayi woh farewell me tumhari

response mila bada hi bhaari

maine socha kat le beta LARI

isi me hai teri izzat saari

party khatm hone ko aayi par sentiaap nahi hua jaari

shayad glycerine ki kami hone se na lag saki aansuon ki phulwaari

par sasa ne mujhe pakda aur sentiaaps ki laat de maari

achanak pata chala ki host ki aankhon me laga kisi ka haath parahaari

shukr hai bach gayi aankh nahi hui bhagwaan ko pyaari

warna ye farewell padti bahut hi bhaari

chalo ab luggage pack karne ki karo taiyyari

kyonki ped ban chuki hai ham sab paudhon ki kyaari

kaho alvida IT_BHU

har saal ki tarah is baar jaane ki hai hamaari baari

alvida doston aayegi yaad tumhari

This is a poem regarding the job party of vinay agarwal (B.Tech. 4th cera) a.k.a. PAPA urf PA .

so friends enjoy it.

O_O

pa ki job ka tha sabko intezaar

Gpl karne ko sab the beqaraar

daaru pee kar tiwari ko chadha adventure ka khumaar

fracture hua pa ka aur tiwari ko chadh gayi glucose ki botal do chaar

gpl to na ho saki pa ki par party ke liye the sab taiyyaar

pa ne kah diya SAIL ke saath party de doonga yaar

kholunga 251 botale beer ki tab dekhna mera pyaar

sab ne kaha chalo kar lenge ham tab tak intezaar

par din tha buddhwaar aa gaya pa ki party ka surprise samaachaar

sabko jaldi jaldi hona pada taiyyaar

auto book kiya pahunch gaye sab ahar vihar

khuli botale daaru ki shuru hui bakchodi beshumaar

auto waale ko bhi aaya mood banane ka vichaar

gatak liya saale ne 7-8 pag jaise mili ho pahli baar

peete hi ludhak gaya jaise pada ho koi beemaar

pa ki party hai ji bhar khao , naara ye tha barqaraar

botale to na khuli 251 par 86 ice-cream chat kar gaye pa ke dost yaar

wah kya party thi ! aisi party ho har baar har baar

bolo papa ki jai HOOOOOO

A NIGHT IN THE HOSPITAL

It was tuesday,the second tuesday of january, 2010. I can't remember the day and date of a month, it is something like "breaking stones" for me. But the day TUESDAY is specially noticed by me because it is the only day when I couldn't get an egg-omlete in my hostel mess and I have to have some vegetables to end the food fire of my stomach. It doesn't mean that I don't like vegetables, I like them much but not according to my mess recipe. I think you would better know if you have ever been in a hostel,and if not then ask a guy who has gone through such conditions.

I was in my room and watching the bollywood movie 'ACCIDENT ON HILL ROAD' starring selina jately, farooque sheikh, abhimanyu kapoor etc. The other two of my batchmates akhil and pankaj were also with me. Although it was a thriller movie yet we were laughing at every dialogues and scenes of that movie. Don't get confused as there was not any laughing gas blowed in the room. If you would watch this movie, i am sure, you wouldn't be able to stop yourself laughing and criticizing it.

The clock on my table was showing 1:15 am suddenly shashank, my batchmate, came and said, "amitG is getting a huge pain in his stomach, so one of you come with me to hospital" . We exclaimed, "Oh!". Pankaj said, "ok, I am coming". I was thinking that what would be the main cause of this problem. Either it is mess food as the same stomach pain has happened many times to other students or it may also be the student itself because seeing parathe, pao-bhaji and dosa, it is difficult to resist yourself to have over dose. well, I hit the spacebar of my keyboard and started the movie again.

At around 2:00 am shashank called us and akhil picked the phone and saying ok, ok many times he passed the phone to me . I asked "What happened?". shashank replied, " There is some serious problem. Doctor is saying that he will be under inspection whole night. The pain is under control and right now he is getting drips." I asked "What happened? What was the problem?"

He replied, "some gastro-interitis and something like that. Now you and saurabh come here as i m feeling sleepy and will return to hostel with pankaj." I said, "ok, I am coming with saurabh."

I went to saurabh and told him all that and at around 2:20 we left the hostel.

As we came outside , the night was full of fog that we couldn't see clearly at a distance over one meter and also it was too cold to go out. I was packed in a bundle of warm clothes and my feet were covered with shoes even though I was feeling that I had some ice-cubes in my shoes. Saurabh started the bike and now we were on the way to hospital. We reached lanka at 2:30 am.

We were shewering with cold so first we went to a tea shop.We had a cup of tea and cig which always forced me and made essential to have it whenever a cup of tea is in my hand. Saurabh called shashank to know the conditions of amitG. Shashank received the phone and said, "AmitG is far better now, getting drips and smiling. Well, where are you?". After knowing our location he came to us, had some cig and finally we approched towards the emergency ward of Sir Sundar Lal hospital.

When we reached there , I saw amitG was lying on a bed, having drips with a big smile on his face. AmitG was in a good condition and fully ok. AmitG was having one glucose bottle through drip and there were two more bottles kept on the bed. Saurabh , in a slightly funny mood, said, "amiG, please take the glucose bottle and drink it so that we may leave soon". Everyone laughed and amitG also smiled, but it was small compared to initial one. We asked, "AmitG , if you are not getting any pain or any prolem now, may we ask doctor to discharge you?" After getting amitG's positive reply,we approched to doctor. But the senior doctor, who was doing the treatment of amitG was not present there at that time. Finally,Shashank said, "yaar I am getting sleepy so I am leaving for hostel with pankaj." We said, " ok, but we are also feeling sleepy so you go and send two other guys for further duty. we will leave when they will come." He nodded and left for hostel with pankaj.

Now we started waiting for the doctor to come and take the permission to discharge amitG. Finally the doctor came but he refused our proposal prescribing some more medicines,injectios, X-ray and ultra sound etc. .I and saurabh, with a forced smile on our faces, watched into each other eyes as saying the same statement, "OH ! GOD, the FORMALITY-TRAIN of the doctor has gotten green light and without thinking much we will have to catch it.". We went to the the counter to pay the bill for X-ray as we didn't have the amitG's health card or i-card. The person inside the counter was lying on a bench with sleep in his eyes. We said, "Bhaiya, X-ray ke paise jama kar lo, kitne de?". He said, "Rs. 120 maatr". I sighed as it was not MAATR, every student knows that better. Well, after paying the bill we took amitG with us and went to X-ray room. The X-ray employee saw the bill and the form but couldn't get exactly the position in which the X-ray was to be done. He said, "doctor ke pass jao, aur poochho KHADA HO KAR KARNA HAI YA LETA KAR." The funny part of my mind got alive at once and I thought the other meaning of that statement. Surely you would also have thought the same. Don't refuse , it's common , especially in engineers. Well I went to doctor, asked,came back to X-ray room and told the X-ray room man, "KHADA HO KAR KARNA HAI". But he had started it already. After taking the X-ray we came to the bed. AmitG was now getting another glucose bottle, the source of energy full of carbohydrates, that can easily be seen by amitG's big smile.

I and saurabh was trying to dry the wet X-ray sheet, suddenly vijayendra and vikas reached there at around 4:30 am. They came and asked the situation. vijayendra asked, "What you guys are doing?" Saurabh said ," Trying to dry amitG's XEROX". We all laughed. After passing some time lambu (vijayendra's nick) went with saurabh to try one more time for the leave. But again the same happened . The FORMALITY-TRAIN was still going on with an extra bogie of ULTRASOUND. They came and told us that the doctor was asking for health card and i- card otherwise the bed cost and ultrasound cost would also had to give. I and polly (vikas's nick) went to doctor. I told him, " Sir, both the i-card and health card are in hostel and health card is not renewd. He replied, "So what? Go and bring it. You are from IT, so be quick". What could we do then?. The answer was simple "GO..GO...GO, a very common statement for COUNTER-STRIKE players". I and polly went to the ultra sound room but came to know that the ultra sound would start in the morning at 9:00 am. We returned and sat beside amitG on his bed. AmitG was still taking the drips and said, "I have to go to bathroom". I, in a funny mood, said, "wait, and if you can't resist you can fart here". amitG replied, "just shut up, I have to urinate, not that ". I smiled and took him for doing so, came back, and amitG was again in the same position on bed having energy source.

Now it was around 5:30 am, polly said to me, "Let's go and have some tea and cig". I said ok. Saurabh also wanted to come with us . So we three left for a tea and lambu stayed there to look after amitG. We went to tea shop ordered 3 bun-butter and tea and lit some cig. When we returned we saw lambu was also on bed with amitG. No, no, no don't think something wrong. Actually there was still sleep in his eyes. Saurabh said, "ok, so we are going to hostel and will send mishraG and roop kishore." Lambu and polly said ok. We came back to hostel at around 6:10 am and woke mishraG and roop kishore up and told them everything.

Finally I went for a lovely sleep and woke up at 1:30 pm and then came to know that after mishraG and roop kishore there were two more shifts for hospital visit. In first shift, there were bhediya (saket's nick) and boobey (dubey's nick) and in the second, that was last shift, there were netaG (sumeet's nick)and tammo (ankit mehta's nick). And after this long night story amitG was finally in his room with the same big smile on his face.

KUCHH_YAADEIN

CERA 4TH year, 06 batch, IT_BHU

Friends, we all are going to enter in our professional lives and will see the other aspect of it. We will have to adopt a new work culture and I think that will be totally different from our "COOL-CERA" student life. only 4-5 months have left to say Good Bye "IT-BHU", and obviously the same farewell word to one another. The moments ,we have passed together, will surely knock at the door of ur mind whenever u will get lonely. Before proceeding , I wanna tell you I am an all time dreamer ,dreaming useless things and when I have come to this point I wanna show u these 4 lines which I had read somewhere and getting right now...

सपने??????

नींद में आने वाले अनजाने ख़याल

या मेरे अंतर्मन के छुपे हुए सवाल

आंखों के परदे पर चलती तसवीरें

या खालीपन के कैनवास पर धुंधली उम्मीद की लकीरें ??????

Well, now I am coming to the point. you would be thinking why am I talking about dreams. I am doing so because all of you would have big dreams, but I have a little.

And in my dreams , I see that things and moments which make me feel happy and tell "ALL IZZ WELL" . finally I want to say that these moments will come to us as memories i.e."YAADEIN" but I will catch all these moments and will tie them in a chain which will come to me in my dreams whenever I will feel "LONELY, I M SO LONELY, I HAVE NOBODY FOR MY OWN", in that "COMING SOON" world.

So, here is that chain of words. If anyone gets hurt by this I am extremely sorry. I haven't used any word intentionally to hurt any of you. The used words are fact and everyone will

be, I think, ok with it.

So, enjoy it................

your comments are heartly invited.

Thank you...

yaad aayega hum sab ka woh pahli baar milna

saath saath kuchh palon ka guzarna

yaad ayega naresh ka woh phataphat chahakna

sikar se punjab tak poori geography ka khulna

patti ka woh baat baat me"pele-pele" kahna

yaad aayega papa ka woh na nahana,

kandhon ko uchkana, tond ko hilana

yaad aayega mau ka rakeshG ban jaana

uske birthday me aahar vihar jaana

HG gate par kuchh tragedy ka ho jaana

phir uska ped par chadh jaana

daal tootne par pakda jaana

par "i-card "dikha kar pitai se bach jaana

yaad aayega amitg ka woh tharakna

daaru pee kar qadamon ka bahakna

exams me isolated ho jaana

yaad aayega woh sandy ka bijli girana

aur fachcha dance me cera ka 4th aana

yaad aayega "hawas" ka naam taare pad jaana

woh daaru ki mahak se hi nashe ka chadh jaana

gf ko call kar kuchh bhi bakbakana

yaad aayega sarvesh ka woh lift ka offer dena

par "i will walk" sun kar jhooth ka muskurana

"angoor khatte" hain aisa kuchhh dikhana

yaad aayega woh auddhyogic bhraman par jaana

katni me branch ka 2-3 guton me bat jaana

chhoti si baat par lad-jhagad jaana

aur phir "samjhouta express" chalana

yaad aayega sasa ka woh computer se chipak jaana

aur room me aa kar room ko mahkaana

yaad aayaega mera naam "sutta" pad jaana

chhoti si baat par "mahamana" ban jaana

yaad aayega woh mere roomie ka "guru" ban jaana

uska branch change karana aur "samaaj sudhar grih" se door chale jaana

yaad aayega tp ka woh kahkahe lagaana

har baat par PJ sunana

yaad aayega panda ka woh roomie ke kharraaton se dar jaana

par dheere dheere bachche se adult ban jaana

Israel jaana aur Google se paise kamaana

yaad aayega baba ka woh man hi man gungunana

yaad aayega bd ka woh muskurana

5000 Rs. me andaman pahunchaana

yaad aayega branch me ek bhaiya ka aana

ajeeb se motion me hothon ko hilaana

yaad aayega ama ka woh daant dikhana

nritya ki mudra me hardam photo khichana

yaad aayega kachchhe ka sabko samjhana

90 ki speed se bike ko bhagaana

yaad aayega jhabru ka woh haklaana

par haklaate hue hi bahut kuchh kah jaana

yaad aayega boobey ka woh paise bachaana

aur phir gf se milne mumbai chale jaana

yaad aayega lambu ka woh khujaana

jiski wajah se uska naam khujjar pad jaana

woh tatanagar me poori raat jag jaana

kuchh na kahte hue bhi sab kuchh kah jaana

ek packet se zyaada sutton ka jal jaana

yaad aayega neta ko woh samose khaana

1-2 nahi poori ki poori 5 kachaoudiyaan pacha jaana

peresentation ke liye 50 Rs. jama karana

aur phir McD me burger khilana

"Aange -Aange" chalo abhi bahut kuchh hai batana

yaad aayega polly ke saath mera dostaana

intern par uske saath chennai jaana

uska dance , uska chaawal

aur chhoti si baat par uska rooth jaana

yaad aayega bond ka woh hame hansana

mimicry kar kar ke faaltu ka pakaana

bike se morning walk par jaana

bahut bada naam ho kar bhi bahut chhota no. paana

yaad aayega bapu ke un principles ka bahaana

par akele me sab kuchh kar jaana

yaad aayega woh pahli baar allahabad jaana

E-biz ke chakkar me paise gawaana aur phir pachhtaana

yaad ayega joshi ka woh chillaana

har baat par statistics ki baadh lagaana

marketing strategy hame samjhaana

munh ki badboo ko DEO se mitaana

X-ray ke liye patient ko chhod khud chale jaana

mobile top-up ke liye ek naya tariqa apnaana

yaad aayega mehta ko woh tamraaj ban jaana

current news se update ho jaana

GK kamzor hone par aashcharya se bhar jaana

yaad aayega tiwari ka "toto" kahlaana

cig ke dhuon ke woh chhalle banaana

'bina daaru party nahi ho sakti' , ye samjhaana

yaad aayega mishraG ko woh khilkhilaana

"apne Jeetu" ki kahani hum sabhi ko sunana

abha mam ko woh laal gulaab dena

workshop me proxy ka zimma khud hi lelena

bike se girne par haathon ka dislocate ho jaana

yaad aayega lui ka woh cool rah paana

tt se pyaar karte hue bhi kuchh na kah paana

yaad aayega bhediya jaisa movies ka deewana

hyper hote hue bhi "mummy" ka farz nibhaana

yaad aayega CK ka woh neutral rah jaana

yaad aayega kachchhu bhai ka woh gaana

mishra ji ki bhaiya ki shaadi me stage par gungunana

kachhue ki chaal hone par bhi sutte ko poora choos jaana

yaad aayega motu ka woh daaru pee ke senti ho jaana

yaad aayega uria ka woh apni potential energy ko badhaana

uski scientific baaton me ulajh kar rah jaana

yaad aayega kd bhai ka woh "hey hey" kar jaana

daaru pee kar ek naya hi kd ban jaana

deptt. me din bhar time bitaana

raat me hame chai ke liye bulaana

yaad aayega woh jarde ka hansna muskurana

logon ki naak me dam kar jaana

"maha-maha" karke mera sar kha jaana

yaad aayega woh exams me poori raat jagna

padhai ki jagah lambu ke room me kushti ka chalna

yaad aayega woh kisi ka sabki JAAN le jaana

logon dwaara use sataana

pahle hi din uski cycle ka puncture ho jaana

mand mand muskurana , logon ke hosh udana

aur uska "paidal chalne" ka bahaana

yaad aayega woh saurabh ke saath lanka jaana

wahan ghanto baith bhooton ki baatein karna

aur shayad ye bhi uska koi nick na rakh paana

yaad aayega woh rai-sahab ka cool taraana

'raat me daaru, din me daaru' ka slogan apnana

yaad aayega woh "daaru party" me rai ko lekar

mishraG ka sabse bhid jaana

aur janata dwaara kuchh funny naare lagaana

yaad aayega woh 4 saal baad bichhad jaana

sabka professional life me enter kar jaana

kisi ka kuchh , kisi ka kuchh ban jaana

samaaj ko badalne ki chaah hote hue bhi samaaj me dhal jaana

seedhi raah par chalte hue is duniya ki bheed me kho jaana

yaad aayenge ye saare pal ye saari chhoti chhoti baatein

in yaadon ko ek sapne me pirona chahta hoon

aur banana chahta hoon apne mastishk me ek jagah inke liye

jahan se guzarte hue mai unme kho jaaun

aur jo har raat mujhe us nayi duniya me akele hone ka ahsaas na dilaye.

SURYAAST

Ujala, andhere me badal raha tha,

Suryast ho raha tha.

Koi na rokne waala tha,

koi na tokne waala tha.

Surya ki chanchal kirno par andhera chhaa gaya,

bas dekhte hi rah gaye sab, bankar adrishya dhal gaya.

Jeevan ke anubhav ko katu-pyaala kahte kahte jal gaya,

woh veer so gaya, woh veer so gaya.

vyaakul nayano se jeevan roopi registan me bhatakta rah gaya,

syayam bheeshar taap se nasht ho kar veerta ka pramaan de gaya.

woh veer so gaya , woh veer so gaya.

JEEVAN_RAS

Ye jo jeevan ras ka pyaala hai,

atyant hi nirala hai.

Hai tanhaaion ka isme vaas,

jo hoti hain har kisi ke pass.

Kahte hain , hai ye bahut hi kaduwa,

Zara chakh kar to dekho; lagega badhiya.

Hai bas peene ka tarika apnana,

jise aaj tak tune nahi jaana.

O MY LIFE!

O my life ! O my life !

My life, full of uncommon things,

yet it has nothing.

For nothing is its own.

All will go and taken away,

as be given will be taken away.

It is too much I live here yet.

I don't want but I have to.

For nothing is under me.

I am nothing and can't think for something.

I am good for nothing.

Everybody one day will know,

life is a chilli bow,

looking sweet but nothing so.

Can't think for yellow and blue,

So, forget it, it is little bit.

............... Mohd. Siptain Lari (sip)